Some of these records involve body parts -- the record for the world's largest hips is 96 inches. That's right... 8 feet. There are records for things we do to our bodies, or allow our bodies to do. There's the world's longest fingernails (more than 20 feet), the world's most piercings (453), the world's longest female beard, and the world's longest ear hair (ewww.. I'm not even going to share the details with you.. it's that bad).
There's the world's most married person, not to be confused with the couple who has married each other the greatest number of times. Wow.
Then there are the group events. On August 8, 2010, 102 people rode on a theme park in Southeast England, to set a world record. What's that you say? That doesn't seem like a big deal? Oh wait, I forgot to tell you, they were all naked.
And in case you don't hold a record but would like to, there are several websites listing a number of easy tasks you might want to consider... there's 'the most sticky notes on the face in one minute', and 'the most jell-o eaten with chopsticks in one minute'.
In case you're interested, Ashrita Furman holds the record for holding the most records.
Frankly, most of these records I'd rather not have. No, let me correct that. There are none of these records that I want to have.
Hmmm, I do have to wonder, though... what is the record on tea drinking? I do know that in the countries where a great deal of tea is drunk, people will typically average 4 cups of tea a day. Heck, that's easy. But what about a record? Amazingly enough, there is no record for the most tea drunk in any given period of time... So the possibilities are endless... Maybe.......
Nah, still not interested in setting a record. I drink my tea one cup at a time, and if I want more tea I make another cup. Which I think I'll go do right now.
But wait... Before I go... I live just a bit north of Boston. You may have heard that we have had the snowiest winter ever... Well over 100 inches of snow this year, and we're supposed to get another inch
today. Just one more record I'd rather not have.